1:02 P.M. – 3/27/2019

The lockdown has been lifted. The Justice Team led by Cameron Bennett has eliminated the killer clown threat on campus. There were a total of seven killer clowns across campus. Sadly, the incident resulted in 15 confirmed fatalities of our beloved students. We will be taking precautions of increasing campus security and training staff. We will also be taking preventative measures to ensure that incidents like this one will not happen on our campus in the future.

12:24P.M. – 3/27/2019

The lockdown has been lifted. Team Justice has eliminated the killer clown threat on campus. Repeat: The lockdown is lifted. We will be holding a press conference in PUMC’s Bragan Hall at 12:45P.M. Thank you for your patience.

We will be holding a second press conference at 12:45P.M. in Bragan Hall to update the public on the incident.

11:44P.M. – 3/27/2019

“We are still investigating the situation. The number of casualties is still being calculated, but there are no confirmed deaths as of yet. Faux Rambler has reported an attack in McFadden at 12P.M. We can not confirm the report, but advise students to stay away from McFadden. Please remain on lockdown until further notice.” – Massaran Kromah, Wesleyan Spokesperson