11:44P.M. – 3/27/2019
“We are still investigating the situation. The number of casualties is still being calculated, but there are no confirmed deaths as of yet. Faux Rambler has reported an attack in McFadden at 12P.M. We can not confirm the report, but advise students to stay away from McFadden. Please remain on lockdown until further notice.” – Massaran Kromah, Wesleyan Spokesperson
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