Second Press Conference Highlights
1:02 P.M. – 3/27/2019
The lockdown has been lifted. The Justice Team led by Cameron Bennett has eliminated the killer clown threat on campus. There were a total of seven killer clowns across campus. Sadly, the incident resulted in 15 confirmed fatalities of our beloved students. We will be taking precautions of increasing campus security and training staff. We will also be taking preventative measures to ensure that incidents like this one will not happen on our campus in the future.
Cease Lockdown
12:24P.M. – 3/27/2019
The lockdown has been lifted. Team Justice has eliminated the killer clown threat on campus. Repeat: The lockdown is lifted. We will be holding a press conference in PUMC’s Bragan Hall at 12:45P.M. Thank you for your patience.
Second Press Conference
We will be holding a second press conference at 12:45P.M. in Bragan Hall to update the public on the incident.
Press Conference Highlights
11:44P.M. – 3/27/2019
“We are still investigating the situation. The number of casualties is still being calculated, but there are no confirmed deaths as of yet. Faux Rambler has reported an attack in McFadden at 12P.M. We can not confirm the report, but advise students to stay away from McFadden. Please remain on lockdown until further notice.” – Massaran Kromah, Wesleyan Spokesperson
Press Conference
11:08 A.M. – 3/27/2019
At 11:20 A.M. today, we will be holding a press conference in Bragan Hall.
Incident Report
10:15 A.M. – 3/27/2019
Attention Students, Faculty, and Wesleyan community. We are aware of an incident on our campus. Approximately at 10:15, there have been reports of multiple fatalities. We are currently investigating and advising students to go on lockdown. Please stay in your rooms or find the nearest room to go into, please do not go outside at this time until we have further information on the events happening on campus. Please report any suspicious behavior to Wesleyan security. We will be updating as the situation unfolds. The safety of our students is our top priority.
For Immediate Release
Contact: Heather Birge
http://www.fauxwesleyancrisis.wordpress.com
940-321-5555
hbirge@txwes.edu
Wesleyan post superhero battle- 4/5/17 12 p.m.
FORT WORTH, TX: Texas Wesleyan University is making efforts to restore the campus damage due to a superhero battle. The campus is closed until further notice, and will resume as soon we can ensure the safety of the buildings.
Wesleyan’s community counseling center is offering grief counseling to anyone who may need it. More information on this can be found on our website www.fauxwesleyancrisis.wordpress.com.
Alumni and Student Life have arranged for catering to arrive at the hotels where students are staying until the West Express Eatery is deemed safe, which is projected to be less than a week.
Hotels have been contacted and are going to house students affected by the destruction of dorms until they have been repaired.
Regarding monetary value, each student can file a report to Student Life regarding their personal belongings lost in the battle.
We are still waiting on city engineers to inspect all buildings. The damage to Sid Richardson was minor, and does not affect the overall building. The estimated cost of property damage is 12.3 million dollars.
Texas Wesleyan has now turned to the business continuity plan, which is available online along with future updates at http://www.fauxwelseyan crisis.wordpress.com.
Update: 4/4/2017 11:23 a.m.
For Immediate Release
Contact: Heather Birge
http://www.fauxwesleyancrisis.wordpress.com
940-321-5555
Hbirge@txwes.edu
Superhero battle leaves Wesleyan in Shambles– 4/5/17 9 am
FORT WORTH, TX: A superhero battle involving Spiderman, Superman, Wonder Woman, Batman, Robin,
Thor, and Batwoman began at 5a.m. and lasted two hours. This battle has damaged multiple building on campus and hurt and wounded students, and staff. Texas Wesleyan SWAT team were called to defuse the situation at 6 a.m., but was unable to respond till 7 a.m. and upon arrival the superheroes vanished.
The battle damaged Stella Russell Hall, Elizabeth Means Armstrong Hall, OC Armstrong Hall, Dora’s Dining Hall and Sid Richardson. The safety of Sid Richardson Student Union Center has not been determined. Dora’s and OC Armstrong hall were damaged beyond repair and will need to be rebuilt.
Stella Russell Hall and Elizabeth Means Armstrong Hall will need to be repaired.
All of these areas have been evacuated.
This battle killed 10 students and injured 25 students in the residence halls. It killed one staff member of Dora’s and injured five staff members.
Alternative food and shelter for students are being discussed right now, along with reimbursement. We will be back with more information and details as we receive it.
A member of the Justice League is expected to make a comment at the press conference in Bragan Fellowship Hall at 9 a.m.
Injured students were taken by ambulance to John Peter Smith Hospital, the only level 1 trauma center in Fort Worth, located at 1500 S. Main St. Fort Worth, Tx 76105.
The deceased students are Johnny Johnson, Summer Winter, Emma Liar, Spongebob Squarepants, Lightning McQueen, Hats Of, Dave Davidson, Pete Peters, Ron Weasly, and Mo Money.
The deceased staff member is Les Vegetables.
There is no official report of villainous activity on campus.
It has been confirmed that Spiderman was spotted at Sid Richardson Center.
Students are being evacuated to Martin Field on the corner of Lancaster and Collard.
There are no new injuries or deaths.
Causes of death are still being determined.
All classes have been canceled until further notice.
Faux Wesleyan Crisis Public Relations 