1:02 P.M. – 3/27/2019
The lockdown has been lifted. The Justice Team led by Cameron Bennett has eliminated the killer clown threat on campus. There were a total of seven killer clowns across campus. Sadly, the incident resulted in 15 confirmed fatalities of our beloved students. We will be taking precautions of increasing campus security and training staff. We will also be taking preventative measures to ensure that incidents like this one will not happen on our campus in the future.
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