Press Release

PRESS RELEASE– 3/9/2 10:30 am
FORT WORTH, TX: ZOMBIE OUTBREAK AT ARMSTONG MABEE BUSINESS CENTER ROOM 102

ZOMBIE OUTBREAK BEGAN AT 9:00 A.M. THIS OUTBREAK STARTED AT IN THE ARMSTONG-MABEE BUSINESS CENTER ROOM 102. DR. JILL GERLOFF IS PATIENT ZERO. SEVERAL STUDENTS WERE INFECTED. PLEASE EVACUATE IF YOU CAN. IF YOU ARE NOT ABLE TO EVACUTE PLEASE BE ON LOCKDOWN.

THE SAFETY OF OTHER BUILDINGS HAS NOT BEEN DETERMINED. WE ARE WORKING HARD TO VERIFY INFORMATION!

WE ARE CONTACTING OUTSIDE SOURCES TO EVACUTE OUR RAMILY AND WESLEYAN COMMUNITY.

WE NOW HAVE PEOPLE BEING CURED AT THIS PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR WHITE POLOROID HOODIE ON CAMPUS

AS OF NOW WE DON’T KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE INFECTED OR CURED BUT WE ARE FINDING OUT THE INFORMATION AS WE SPEAK.

PLEASE SEE THE EVACUATION INFORMATION PLAN FOR YOUR STUDENTS ON THE FAUXWESLEYANCRISIS.COM UNDER RESOURCES.

ALL CLASSES HAVE BEEN CANCELED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

WE CARE ABOUT OUT RAMILY AND TEXAS WESLEYAN COMMNUITY AND ARE WORKING HARD TO MAKE SURE EVERYONE IS SAFE.