ZOMBIE OUTBREAK BEGAN AT 9:00 A.M. THIS OUTBREAK STARTED AT IN THE ARMSTONG-MABEE BUSINESS CENTER ROOM 102. DR. JILL GERLOFF IS PATIENT ZERO SHE IS WEARING A PINK SWEATER/JACKET. PATIENT ZERO IS STILL M.I.A PLEASE BE ON THE LOOK OUT FOR THEM AND DO NOT INTITATE CONTACT. SEVERAL STUDENTS WERE INFECTED.
CLOSE TO 50 PEOPLE HAVE BEEN IN INFECTED AND ALL 50 HAVE BEEN CURED AND INFECTED BY ZOMBIE TASK FORCE VACCINE. 17 ARE IN CRITICAL CONDITION DUE TO MEDICAL SIDE EFFECTS OF THE VACCINATION.
IN ADDITION, THE GENTLEMEN IN THE WHITE HOODIE IS NOT ASSOCIATED WITH THE TASK FORCE TEAM. THEY ARE NOT WORKING TOGETHER.
ALL CLASSES HAVE BEEN CANCELED UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. EVERYONE IS NOW BEING TREATED. IF YOU SEE DR. GERLOFF
NOTITFY THE ZOMBIE TASK FORCE TEAM. WE ARE STILL MONITORING ANYONE WHO WAS INFECTED AND CURED. NO ONE HAS DIED. IF YOU ARE STILL INFECTED OR KNOW SOMEONE WHO IS INFECTED, PLEASE SEE THE ZOMBIE TASK FORCE. PLEASE CONTACT 888-888-888
WE CARE ABOUT OUT RAMILY AND THE TEXAS WESLEYAN COMMNUITY AND EVERYONE IS SAFE.
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